So - I always want to write down the crazy things Cooper says. After this most recent tidbit, I promised myself I would come straight inside and write this one down. So here goes.
We've been out all day - play date, lunch, errands. I'm tired. We're driving home. Now that Ella is in school all day, it's just me and Cooper -- and for those who know Cooper, you will know this means my day is both hysterically funny and ridiculously exhausting. I had pretty much reached the exhausted stage at this point.
Cooper is incapable of an internal monologue. Every little tiny thought that pops into his head must be voiced -- and must be acknowledged or else he will repeat it endlessly at an increasing volume. It is his own form of Chinese water torture. He had asked me what the wood frame at a construction site was for, insisted my name for it was wrong, that Daddy had told him it was something different, then asked me if we can go back to that place with the "light that changes colors." I can't figure out what in the world he is talking about, which does not please him.
Then he starts this little gem of a conversation.
Cooper: "Mom, do we have Wii at home?"
(Okay - we do, but I do not want him to know this because this means I will have to set it up and help him with it and answer questions about it and so on and so forth.)
Me: "I don't think so."
Cooper: "Then why do we have a Wii board under the couch?"
(Crap. I've been caught.)
Me: "I don't know Cooper. I'll ask Dad if we have Wii."
Cooper: "Mommy, do you know only boys know how to work Wii?"
(I know where this is coming from. We were at Mimi and Poppa's house and Mimi was having trouble getting the Wii to work (because it hadn't been used in forever) so Cooper ran to get Poppa to get it to work. However - if I go with this, maybe he'll believe I don't know how to use it and I will never have to set it up for him!)
Me: "I didn't know that Cooper - but I guess that's right."
Silence for 10 seconds. This is a LONG time for Cooper.
Cooper: "Do you know boys have something different in their bodies that makes them know how to work Wii?"
Me: "What? I don't think so Cooper."
Cooper: "They do!"
Me: "What do they have in their bodies that girls don't have?"
(As soon as I asked the question, I realized I had set myself up and was afraid of the answer. But it was worse than I expected.)
Cooper: "A brain."
OMG. It was lucky I had just pulled into the driveway otherwise I might have just driven right off the road in a fit of desperation.